Um, you’ve heard of the horror movie Soylent Green right? Where people start disappearing, and it ends up the processed food product from the government is made from ground-up people? Gross. Wait, can they make sausage with tissue from Kim Kardashian’s butt so we can get her booty??
We read in the L.A. Times that this company called BiteLabs doesn’t want to go as far as using tissue from dead people, but they’d like to take tissue biopsies from living celebrities in order to make sausage…to…prove some point about bioethics and try to get people to eat more red meat??? Or probably just for shock value, so dumb bloggers like me will write something about their company.
You can read the entire article here. On a health note, we only recommend eating organic turkey, chicken or veggie sausage! Here are some non-meat, low-fat protein options. (Just a sidenote: Moriche Palm Diet Herbal Supplements and our Body-Contouring Firming Butter do not contain people!)
We love Kris Carr’s Crazy Sexy Wellness website! She’s a cancer survivor, and has a lot of great tips for eating right and juicing, and taking a more holistic approach to taking care of your body! We love her guide to non-animal-product protein…and her guide for calculating how many grams of protein you should be eating every day! Be sure to eat protein with every meal, it helps fill you up, and contains the amino acids responsible for making serotonin — you know, that hormone that makes you feel good!
Yep, be sure to shower, wear clean underwear, and don’t throw anything when the nurse still hasn’t called your name ONE HOUR after your appointment was SUPPOSED to be! In addition to those tips, we happened upon these seven recommendations on Oprah.com on how to have the best experience at the doctor. Read more on the Oprah site.
If you can’t get the first appointment of the day on Monday, opt for the first one after lunch, or a mid-week appointment — people do all kinds of crazy shit on the weekend, and then haggle to be seen on Monday to help fix it!
Your doctor is obviously busy, and might be rushing through things — stop to acknowledge that he/she seems busy, and ask how their day is going.
Write it all down: Why you’re there, all the things you need checked out, all your symptoms, when they started, the prescriptions you need written etc…it’ll save a lot of time and headaches.
This is your health and body — speak up!
This includes multivitamins, and the prescriptions you were SUPPOSED to take but didn’t!
Whether your doctor is hovered over his/her laptop or iPad writing up that prescription, or you’re checking your phone, it’s important to make sure to have quality face-to-face time — make eye contact!
Granted, sometimes the nurse knows more than the doc (!), but if your doctor told you one thing and the nurse is taking a different path, make sure you ask him/her to confirm with your doctor. Use phrases like, “I’m afraid your actions could cause harm, please let me talk to someone else immediately.”
Ugh, flabby fatty arms! They’re the worst! A well-balanced diet low in sugar and bad fats, along with some weight-training, can help rein in your bat wings. We found this great YouTube video that shows some simple moves to blast fat… we like this lady, her name is Erin, check her out!
Um. Are we still reading articles about things like this? In a nutshell: Kim Kardashian attended the Vienna Opera Ball in Austria as the guest of Austrian businessman Richard Lugner, 81. And then some guy in blackface gets in her face pretending to be Kanye West?? WTF.
Read (and click the video to listen) at the New York Daily News site.